Hello everyone and thank you for visiting my website! I have released another new single for your enjoyment called “Embrace the Cheese” and it is a very amusing and comical tune that was quite a lot of fun to make. Like many of my better tunes, this song began on Garageband for iOS on my iPad while I was on a trip. I was bored and I was messing with a loop called “70s Latin Piano” and while it was your typical generic loop, it had a good groove to it.
I improvised a bit and came up with the bass line and threw down some percussion using the drummer in Garageband and that brought about the rhythm section that you hear in the first 15 or so seconds of the tune. I thought it was kind of silly, but I decided to play with it more and add some horns to the mix. Now, I am a huge fan of superhero films of all kinds and the music that goes with them and what I created with the horn section was a very simple sort of brass fanfare that I thought resembled some kind of cheesy superhero theme and I kind of ran with that idea for the rest of the tune. As you all know, I love the bass clarinet and I like creating outrageous parts for it to play.
I originally played the bass clarinet part you hear about a minute in on the piano in several takes, and then decided to write it out on Musescore (yes I am a proud Musescore user) and record it on the bass clarinet. I am going to be completely honest here; I didn’t do that bass clarinet part all in one take. It was a bunch of takes actually, as I could play all of the parts separately but could never do it all in one shot. I would have loved to have a bari sax on this tune as well, but unfortunately I can’t afford one of those. Maybe I`ll release this again someday if I ever get a bari sax.
Anyway, in addition to playing the usual woodwind instruments, I also played trumpet, trombone and flute on this tune and I really hope you can hear an improvement in my playing on these horns. Now I am not a professional brass player nor will I claim to be, and you can hear that on this tune particularly with the trumpets. This wasn’t ever meant to be a super polished and professional recording, it was mostly for fun and I think it came out sounding much better than expected for sure. As for the title, “Embrace the Cheese” was a saying that a band director friend of mine always said when playing silly songs with his band and I thought this was a brilliant saying.
When I created this tune, I thought that it was pretty cheesy and that “Embrace the Cheese” would be a most appropriate title for it. I mean the whole band plays the melody in unison when the horns first come in, what is cheesier than that? And that brings us to the senseless album art. You might be wondering what on earth I was thinking when I made this and to be honest, I was just trying to come up with something that was as cheesy as the song that I had just made. In keeping with the superhero theme, I needed a generic and cheesy logo and thought “Well, what is cheesier than poorly drawing a shooting star (the most generic superhero logo ever) in Paint on an old computer?”
The computer in the photo is a 2001 Gateway E-1400 and its basically a cheap home and office machine running Windows XP that is a member of my extensive computer collection, and the monitor in the photo was my very first computer display that I got back in 2006 or so. The clarinet in the photo is my 1970s Bundy that I played on the “Embrace the Cheese” single. Truly this whole thing was a more of an amusing work for me than an attempt at making some professional high end big band arrangement.
This piece really represents several different things to me, but the biggest thing it represents is that music should be fun. It is good for musicians to enjoy their work and create things that are fun to play and listen to, and for them to play and practice music that is fun for them. Music should never be a painful experience where the musicians are so focused on achieving perfection and trying to fit in with the so called “stereotypes” of their instrument or the genre they are playing. Music should give you the freedom to express yourself in any way you see fit. And in my case, that is playing crazy jazz bass clarinet solos and making fun stuff like this with all kinds of different instruments and inspirations. I hope you all can appreciate it and enjoy what I was trying to do. Check it out on any major streaming platform and as always thank you for listening to my music!